Writing Prompts

Hi! So this is going to be a page full of writing prompts as you can tell by the title! If anyone has any written prompts that they want to add, please feel free to go ahead and do so! Just please make sure that they are appropriate!! -Ollie the Imp

1.
“Come on, we’re going to be late to my early birthday dinner!”  “Early birthday? Your birthday’s not for five months.” “So?”

2.
“How dare you wear that cable-knit sweater at me like that!”

3.
“He’s very loyal and sweet, but he’s also very dumb.”

4.
“She’s so young, she mostly looks like a potato with eyes!” “That’s your newborn you’re talking about.”

5.
”What do you mean he’s gone?” “I mean his closet is empty, his car is not in the garage, and the boss said he never came in this morning!”

6.
His eyes were cold and lifeless as he stared at me. “You have no idea who I am, do you?”

7.
“Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?” “Oh gosh, we’re going to die aren’t we?” “It’s a Tuesday. I know how to restrain myself.” “You most certainly do not.”

8.
“I have a solution.” “Thank goodness.” “It involves fire.” “Absolutely not.”

9.
“How do we keep getting into these situations?” “Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know.”

10.
“I hope we draw the attention of the FBI?” “Are you insane?!” “I’ve never seen anyone kick a door in before! It’s so exciting!”

11.
She/he/they narrowed her eyes and clenched her fist. “Do not challenge me.”

12.
“I just ruined a four year relationship.” “I’m so sorry...” “It’s okay, it wasn’t my relationship.”

13.
“Sorry I’m late again. My alarm didn’t go off again.” “Maybe it’s time to get a new alarm clock.” “Nah, it works fine. I just forgot to set it.”

14.
There’s not much to be done. I might as well knit a scarf, so at least I’ll be warm when I die tomorrow.

15.
“SNAKE!” “That’s not a snake. It’s a leaf.” “LEAF THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE!”

16.
With that, she walked into the rain and didn’t look back. That was the last time anyone ever saw her.

17.
I would have won that race if it weren’t for that little boy’s obsession with mashed peas.

18.
“You’re probably wondering why I’m wearing knee-length Santa Claus socks in August.” “Not particul-” “it’s a long story involving my little brother, cottage cheese, and a pair of rusty toenail clippers.” (Ping me if you use this one! I want to see what you come up with if you decide to use it!)

19.
“When in doubt, find a skunk and punch it in the face. It’ll bring you luck.” “Says who?” “My Uncle Fred.” “Your Uncle Fred needs help.”

20.
As she crept around the garden, her long, dark hair swaying in the moonlight, the beautiful vines started to shake.

Her blond hair whipped around her shoulders, as her green eyes gleamed with anger.

21.
"Who are you?" "I don't need to tell you that," "But you should, because if you don't, I'll kill you," "That's awfully rude,"

22.
"You think yourself smart, don't you? Think yourself smart enough to cross me, the almighty, the brilliant, the strong, the dashing-" "No, I think myself stupid. Only someone stupid would walk into certain death with only a couple of rocks and a slingshot"

If you use these and you decide to publish what you put on here, please ping me if it’s not going to be in the comments! I really want to see what you guys come up with! You guys can edit this if you have more writing prompts! I’m probably going to add more soon. And don’t forget to add more to the original writing prompts because don’t you think they seem kind of bland and boring? Like there’s no description of how the character said it or what the characters name was! -Ollie the Imp